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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!

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Coming home from visiting some friends the other night my wife asked me to park the car in the driveway for her.
Admittedly, it is a bit of a tight fit.
After I'd done it, she asked me,
"How on earth did you do that?"
I decided to let her in on my little secret.
"There's a small mark that I painted on the wall over there"
I then pointed out the mark to her.
Then I explained that I just back up until that mark lines up with the left-hand wing mirror.
At that point, I simply turn the steering wheel sharply over to the right and continue on and the car fits in perfectly.
"Understand?" I asked.
"No," She said,
"How did you make it go backwards?"
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