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As you lot are down the pub, I thought I'd have a talk to myself.........but I haven't got a lot to say to me. (No.....there isn't any madness in my family.........well, until now there wan't).
No doubt there's a lot of folk who've got a lot to say about me though. Keep it clean and polite, coz I'm not used to that.


Ok, I'm off now. But I'll leave you this to amuse you.

<b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; ">An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.[/b]<br style="font-family: serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; "><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; ">The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.[/b]<br style="font-family: serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; "><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; ">The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:[/b]<br style="font-family: serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; "><b style="font-family: serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; ">"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish!"
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Latest news: Communards frontman Jimmy Somerville was badly beaten and stabbed last night...police are hunting a dyslexic vigilante group.
P.S. Boysie there is a 'Crap Jokes' thread on the Idle Chitchat section...if you fancy a groan it may be worth a look
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SneakyElephant said:
Latest news: Communards frontman Jimmy Somerville was badly beaten and stabbed last night...police are hunting a dyslexic vigilante group.
P.S. Boysie there is a 'Crap Jokes' thread on the Idle Chitchat section...if you fancy a groan it may be worth a look

Cheers Sneaky E.
 
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