I can remember sitting in the Animal Cafe one afternoon back in 1978 when a panda walked in and bought a couple of salad sandwiches. After eating them, it produced a pistol and fired three bullets into the ceiling. It then walked out of the door and was never seen again. Sure enough, when I looked up 'panda' in the dictionary, the definition was as follows: 'a large black and white Asian mammal...EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES'