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Mrs Elephant went for a drive in the snow today.Upon her return (several hours later) we had the following conversation:
Mrs E: How do you turn off the ESP?
Me: Why would you want to do that??? It's SNOWING!
Mrs E: Yes, but...when I put the key in the ignition and turned it a little light came on saying 'ESP OFF' (she's had the car for over 2 years and this is the first time she's noticed it)
Me: And what happened when you started the engine?
Mrs E: It went out!!! (surprised) So is it on or off?
Me: It's ON! (exasperated)
Mrs E: But when I went round a corner at 40mph (!!!) another little light came on with a picture of a car sliding!
Me: AND???
Mrs E: SO HOW DO I TURN IT OFF??? (bellowing)
FEMALES...I ASK YOU!



Edited by: SneakyElephant
 

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tell the oldheffalump if she turns it off she will rap it around a lampost, light off = on, light on =off
 

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We had some kids rapping round a lamp post locally.
The police told them to move on as they didn't like rap music.
 

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I like that, gizmo2brian. I shall definitelyinform the wife of itin due course.
 
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