[SneakyElephant]

We're having a turkey this year, which I am going to prepare myself.
I've already plucked it and stuffed it...now all I need to do is kill it and cook it. Yum yum!

 

[Rich Note]

Are you laughing at me?

 

[SneakyElephant]

That one isn't looking forward to Christmas...miserable thing

 

[jerry3167]

Whos for a bit of Turkey`s Quiff then?? LOL

 

[SneakyElephant]

I used to have a supercharged 3 litre turkey, but I got tired of kids asking 'wattle it do mister?'