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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones,<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day?<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'<br style="text-align: left; : rgb251, 251, 253; ">And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
 

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, try vaseline next time
 

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