[SneakyElephant]

Every night when I'm asleep, my youngest son sneaks his girlfriend into the kitchen and makes love to her...I don't mind the noise, but I wish they wouldn't use up all the bin bags...

 

[Old Frank]

Try to make sure they spill a jar of coffee. Apparently that stops sex. Does the FPA know about this method of cantraception?

 

[Old Frank]

Re. nothing in particular, but SWMBO has just read out:
the Eiffel Tower shrinks 6" in winter (Now, mind what you type!);

a jiffy is 0.01s;

ants don't sleep.

She's a mine of really useful information - at other times.

Oh. Troughing time. I'm off.

 

[Rich Note]

WOW - that may explain why my bin bags would always go missing!!!

 

[Old Frank]

That's because the bag-gnomes use them to keep out the rain. Bins are better because they're too big for the gnomes to shift, although they'd make good homes.